Saturday, 10 March 2012

Why do women cry?

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of 
her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child 

has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."



Monday, 12 September 2011

Swizz Beaks cheats on homewreckin keys?


Apparently Swizz has been sexting with singer/songwriter Chritina Elizabeth behind Alicia's back... with his track record of having 4 kids with 4 different women and cheating on his wife Mashonda with Alicia are we really surprised? Karma's a bitch

The convo



Participants:
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Chris, Swizz
Messages:
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Swizz: Kissseesssss
Chris: Yo!
Swizz: U good send me pic
Chris: Miss u :(
Chris: IMG-20110808-00824.jpg (44.70 KB)
Swizz: That’s old
Chris: Oh oops. Hold on
Chris: Dunno the last one I sent u
Chris: IMG-20110802-00769.jpg (33.48 KB)
Swizz: Send me the. Now pic
Chris: I gotta do it when I get home. I know u wanna see “skin”
Swizz: K
Swizz: Gnite hit u tomm
Swizz: :p
Swizz: Hello
Chris: Hello.
Swizz: In vegas cmon
Chris: Sigh.. (n)
Swizz: Haaa why (n)
Chris: Never been to vegas but I heard it was party city. Crazy!
Swizz: So why (n)
Swizz: I’m here till thurs
Chris: U aint talkin bout it!
Swizz: Huh?
Chris: That’s slang for “you’re not going make it happen.” Come on!!! Where’s ur hip side old man?
Swizz: That’s that houston sh*t:) just come I got u!
Chris: I’m always confused on how this works. What do I need to do?
Chris: Call me
Chris: U must have company
Swizz: Ok here’s what my plan is. Becaaaaause I’m not a baller and I got bills and sh*t… Ima buy a one way ticket and we’ll handle it when I get there. Yes? No? Maybe?
Chris: K
Chris: Now I gotta call off work. Gimme some time. I’d b comin tomorrow.
Swizz: Hitu when I get up
Chris: Up?
Swizz: Yes
Chris: K I’m havin trouble gettin shifts covered. Is tuesday a possibility as well?
Swizz: Yes:)
Chris: K I’ll let u know what happens.
Swizz: K
Chris: Its a no go, thank you for the invite. ;;) have fun
Chris: I’m off Thurs-Sat if your available
Swizz: :( :(:(:(:(:(
Chris: Northeast-20110821-00979.jpg (27.47 KB)
Chris: Cheer up buddy
Swizz: :(
Chris: :*
Swizz: ({})
Chris: What r u doin?
Swizz: HAving a blasttttt your missing out
Chris: U suck! :(
Chris: Don’t tease me. Why can’t u get away this weekend!? I’m off
Swizz: Vma
Chris: Ahh. Well maybe God is tellin us somethin. O:)
Chris: Night. Have fun.
Swizz: :’(
Chris: Lol.
Chris: Well sh*t. Our schedules never freakin match!
Chris: download.jpg (13.73 KB)
Chris: Lookin good? Lookin great? Lol
Swizz: This make no f**king send I want to f**k the shit of you asap make it happen wow!
Swizz: This pic is crazy sorry but sh*t
Chris: Lmao. Whoa Tiger! Haahah
Swizz: That pic is for what?
Chris: Nothin. Just to have.
Swizz: That’s my fav pic of u:)
Chris: I’m sure lol. It made u defecate words.
Swizz: I’m sorry:)
Chris: It’s perfectly fine :*
Swizz: U sure don’t want to disrespect
Chris: What u mean?
Swizz: I kinda went all the way with the words
Chris: Oh. U don’t use punctuation. Hahaha. I didn’t know what u meant. Nah it’s cool. ;)
Swizz: The don’t was to be didn’t typo speed text
Chris: Oooookkkkkk. :|
Chris: Lol.
Chris: Silly man. I was seein if u would rather bbm or if txtin was fine
Swizz: Bbm
Chris: Kkk.i’ll stick with my blackberry then
Chris: K:)
Chris: chrisweb2bw.jpg (24.99 KB)
Swizz: Sickkkkk
Chris: ;)
Swizz: :*
Chris: U up early!
Swizz: Page 1 of 1.jpg (42.67 KB)
Chris: I like that!
Swizz: :)
Chris: (y)
Chris: Houston-20110828-01042.jpg (41.40 KB)
Chris: Say bro
Swizz: Say sis
Chris: Lol. What u doin?
Swizz: In LA on chill
Chris: I wanna ichat u one of these days. If possible of course
Swizz: My name is ************
Chris: K!
Chris: K I added u. I’m ********* if I pop up one day out to blue
Chris: The*
Swizz: :)
Chris: :D
Swizz: :) :):):):):)
Chris: What u doin bro?
Swizz: On my way back to vegas:)
Chris: Omg! U have all the fun without me :(
Chris: I’m off ALL next week if I can come
Swizz: Next week is a wrap:(
Chris: Ah u suck
Swizz: No
Chris: No? YES!!!!
Swizz: Well bring ya a*s now thenB-)
Chris: I gotta work tomorrrrrrrow!!
Swizz: Andddddddddd
Chris: I got bills…. That u don’t pay… Lol
Chris: How long u gon be there?
Chris: Did I upset u with that?
Swizz: No
Chris: K
Chris: Sup mayne
Swizz: U got married? I see that pic
Chris: No lol
Chris: Were u gonna feel bad?
Swizz: Happy 4 u
Convo 2
Participants:
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Chris, Swizz
Messages:
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Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Send me a super sexy:)
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Pic
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Hello
Chris: Hey. Hold plz
Chris: Houston-20110709-00426.jpg ( 27.50 KB )
Chris: Got it?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: I need u asap damn
Chris: Make it happen
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Come now!
Chris: Hahaha ya right
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: 4real
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Nyc
Chris: gotta work tomorrow and sunday. Off monday and tuesday
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Ok lets go!
Chris: Lol find me a ticket and I’m there
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Asap
Chris: [Email address redacted] email when ur done
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: ?
Chris: Find me a ticket!
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: U find all that please
Chris: U treatin me?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Duhhhhh
Chris: I knew u were gonna say that. I know u too well
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Cmon:)
Chris: Hotel too?
Chris: “Duh”
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Duhhhhh silly!
Chris: Ima send u a link once I find it and u take it from there. I’m not sure how we’re supposed to do this.
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: I will calll
Chris: Lemme know asap so I can find a doggysitter. Thaaaaankssss :*
Chris: What’s the word bruh?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Will hit later
Chris: Houston-20110712-00461.jpg ( 27.17 KB )
Chris: U alive?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Hey sis:) I’m back in NY
Chris: Aww. How was “it”? Wherever u went
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Amazing
Chris: Awesome ;)
Chris: U ever met Andre 3000 before?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Yes why
Chris: What type of person is he?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Different why?
Chris: Lol just curious
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Why?
Chris: Cuz he’s super dope and I was wonderin if he’s the same way in person. I don’t know anyone who’s ever met em.
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: He is weird u have a crush huh
Chris: Lol. I do but I don’t wanna meet him cuz I know I won’t anymore. I just wanted to know.
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Hahahahah true talk:)
Chris: U gettin jealous over there?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: 100% :p
Chris: Lmao. I’m flattered
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Better be:)
Chris: I’m jealous. I wanna see you
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Jealous why
Chris: Cuz everyone else gets to see u
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Will hit u tomm gnite
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: IMG-20110718-01029.jpg ( 35.76 KB )
Chris: :) what’s this?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Me silly
Chris: I know foolywang. Did u do it?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: No street artist
Chris: Dope. What u doin up?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Back rub :p. Neck is killiing me
Chris: Shoulda been me
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Word!
Chris: Remember I gave u one at the “W” or whatever in NY a few years ago?
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Shhhhhhh:p
Chris: Oh.. Yeah.. Brother
Swizz
ITS TIME TO SHOW! Haute Living: Hahaha:)
Chris: ;) . Got it. I’m goin to sleep. Holla

This is what Swizz, Alicia and Christina had to say via twitter everybody’s waitin for Mashonda’s tweet